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Callum Gordon

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Jan 27

Babe Ruth’s First Day in Heaven

“This is getting ridiculous!” Babe Ruth exclaimed. “I’ve gotta say something, it feels like I’ve been in purgatory for years!” “Don’t do it, Babe! You’ll get in trouble!” Frank Sinatra replied. “I agree with Frank Sinatra, ja.” said Hitler. “Look, Hitler. You can stay here singing My Way for another…

Baseball

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Babe Ruth’s First Day in Heaven
Babe Ruth’s First Day in Heaven
Baseball

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Jan 5

Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell in Christ’s Army of the Damned

2030. The scorched remains of what used to be Earth. A lone soldier walks along the barren wasteland, a dangerous place and an even more dangerous man. Danny marched through the smouldering rubble with a gun on his shoulder, Arizona was no place to be seen without protection, either a…

Dont Ask Dont Tell

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Don’t Ask Don’t Tell in Christ’s Army of the Damned
Don’t Ask Don’t Tell in Christ’s Army of the Damned
Dont Ask Dont Tell

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Dec 21, 2022

An Unchained Christmas Carol

“Bah humbug!” I said, as the last of my factory workers trundled down the cobbled street and out of the cast-iron gates. Life as a Victorian factory owner is never easy, especially at Christmastime, when the production line insist on wearing garish jumpers and playing Ed Sheeran’s Christmas song over…

Christmas

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An Unchained Christmas Carol
An Unchained Christmas Carol
Christmas

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Nov 22, 2022

A Recurring Curiosity At The Petrol Station

When I arrived at the petrol station this morning, I was surprised to bear witness to the quite alarming sight of, I’ll just say it, an employee drinking petrol straight from the pump. It’s not something you expect to see when you amble up to the BP garage on a…

Drugs

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A Recurring Curiosity At The Petrol Station
A Recurring Curiosity At The Petrol Station
Drugs

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Nov 4, 2022

Heaven Is A Crow’s Nest: Captain Bollytadger and The Foreign Badger

Captain Bollytadger looked into his own sunken, dark eyes. It had not been a good night’s sleep, due in part to his own ravaged mental state, but also partly because the docks administrator had been in a skittish mood and shouted “Halt! Who goes there?” at every pirate that returned…

Comedy

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Heaven Is A Crow’s Nest: Captain Bollytadger and The Foreign Badger
Heaven Is A Crow’s Nest: Captain Bollytadger and The Foreign Badger
Comedy

19 min read


Oct 28, 2022

Heavy Is The Wrist That Wears The Watch: Captain Bollytadger and The Foreign Badger

Captain Bollytadger trudged back down the hill, having left the foreign badger to his stony-tombed fate. The rush of power he felt with the badger’s trademark Casio wristwatch on his arm had quickly subsided to an immense feeling of guilt at taking his best friend’s trinket, which had subsequently subsided…

Comedy

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Heavy Is The Wrist That Wears The Watch: Captain Bollytadger and The Foreign Badger
Heavy Is The Wrist That Wears The Watch: Captain Bollytadger and The Foreign Badger
Comedy

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Oct 21, 2022

A True Plunderdog Story: Captain Bollytadger and The Foreign Badger

Captain Bollytadger looked around, he was in the middle of the forest. It must have been Europe, there were no woods this dark and dangerous in the Caribbean, and no distant steel drum music. It was so dark, in fact, that Bollytadger could hardly see where he was walking, it…

Comedy

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A True Plunderdog Story: Captain Bollytadger and The Foreign Badger
A True Plunderdog Story: Captain Bollytadger and The Foreign Badger
Comedy

16 min read


Oct 14, 2022

Still Waters Rum Deep: Captain Bollytadger and The Foreign Badger

To no one’s surprise, Larry confiding in the woman whom he proceeded to push into a river was a slight misstep. And by sun-up, the whole town was buzzing with anticipation of the famous talking badger and the river-pushing vagabond who had so freely advertised him. A crowd of idle…

Comedy

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Still Waters Rum Deep: Captain Bollytadger and The Foreign Badger
Still Waters Rum Deep: Captain Bollytadger and The Foreign Badger
Comedy

11 min read


Oct 7, 2022

First Mate Impressions: Captain Bollytadger and The Foreign Badger

After their encounter with the French, it was something of a honeymoon period for Captain Bollytadger and the foreign badger. They weren’t having sex any more than they normally did (which was never), but other than that were very happy in each other’s company. The ship had made port in…

Comedy

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First Mate Impressions: Captain Bollytadger and The Foreign Badger
First Mate Impressions: Captain Bollytadger and The Foreign Badger
Comedy

16 min read


Sep 30, 2022

Dead Frenchmen Tell No Tales: Captain Bollytadger and The Foreign Badger

Looking out at the horizon with a badger atop his shoulder, Captain Bollytadger felt a renewed sense of optimism as he sailed across the ocean blue. A couple of days had passed since they departed from what remained of Zarajena and spirits were as high as ever amongst the crew…

Comedy

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Dead Frenchmen Tell No Tales: Captain Bollytadger and The Foreign Badger
Dead Frenchmen Tell No Tales: Captain Bollytadger and The Foreign Badger
Comedy

9 min read

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