It was a grey and dreary Wednesday morning, the kind of Wednesday morning that makes me long for the life of a robot. A lesser philosopher might condescend to the robots, commiserate with them on the heartbreak of being a form of matter that can never dream and never know…

If the Israel Defence Forces (IDF) are seeking to rescue the hostages that Hamas seized last week, they are doing a less than stellar job. It’s a romantic vision for sure: if you blow up every single thing in Gaza except for the hostages, then they’ll be really easy to…

If you are looking for a pulse to keep your finger on this summer, look no further than the veins of the red-blooded Tucker Carlson, as he goes head to head with former President Donald J. Trump. The interview conducted between the two on Wednesday evening will go down in…

Let it never be said that Rishi Sunak is not committed to stopping climate change. I’ll be the first to admit, when I was shown earlier this week that our Prime Minister had granted as many as a hundred new licenses to drill for oil and gas, I was sceptical…

You would think a weary soul would be easy to spot. They’d be the ones at the back, sunken shoulders, sighing constantly, with a sort of “I’d be fine if I died right now” expression on their face. But looks can be deceiving, even when you’ve been in the mortality…

Friday afternoon, you watch the clock tick by slowly, willing it to malfunction and lurch forward to 5PM and the sweet release of the weekend. The energy of the office is dwindling, festering with apathy. Your boss struts up to your desk with a big smile on her face, good…

What’s going on? Where am I? I swear I was just… Well, I don’t know what I was just doing, but it wasn’t this. Whatever this is. I appear to be in a park or a meadow of some kind but everything looks much more flowy, I feel like I’m…

“OOOH OOOH! AAAH! AH!” The gorilla caterwauled as it cascaded through the streets of Central London. Pedestrians ducked and cowered from the source of the cacophony until they were firmly in the wake of the havoc-wreaking 400lb silverback tearing along Oxford Street. Swinging from lampposts and bouncing off taxicab roofs…

I was awoken at 4am by the shrill call of my alarm clock. It was a gift I received several years ago but had sat unused on my desk until yesterday when my mother had advised I set the time. I was glad I did because today was the day…