Callum GordonDigging Holes In The Ground Looking For GodThis isn’t the middle ages, clergymen can no longer stroll into your garden and start digging up your turf whenever they please.6 min read·Apr 18, 2024----
Callum GordonA Quiche Mogul’s Unwelcome InterruptionI’m in snowed in to a bourgeois hotel in the alps for two weeks, do I look like I have time to waste with tall tales?9 min read·Feb 16, 2024----
Callum GordonJonah Hill & The WhaleLike, I get it, dude. You’re famous, you think you’re hot shit, but Superbad was 17 years ago, get over it. Also we’re in a whale.6 min read·Jan 26, 2024----
Callum GordonHelena's Christmas in ViennaThe bad news is that Helena found herself in a hotel lobby on Christmas eve. The good news is that the lobby had a bar, fabulously…6 min read·Dec 23, 2023----
Callum GordonTry Taking THIS Poppy, TalibanLook what the the terrorists are up to now. First they came for our children, then they came for our poppies.5 min read·Nov 10, 2023----
Callum GordonOpinion: Hamas Probably Aren’t Hiding Out In A HospitalSetting up a think tank to discuss where Hamas fighters are hiding and coming to only one conclusion: The paediatric ward of the hospital4 min read·Oct 17, 2023----
Callum GordonTrump on Tucker — A ReviewIf you are looking for a pulse to keep your finger on this summer, look no further than the veins of the red-blooded Tucker Carlson.5 min read·Aug 25, 2023----
Callum GordonSunak's License to DrillLet it never be said that Rishi Sunak is not committed to stopping climate change.4 min read·Aug 8, 2023----
Callum GordonThe Gravedigger’s TaleYou would think a weary soul would be easy to spot. They’d be the ones at the back, sunken shoulders, sighing constantly.5 min read·Jul 13, 2023----